NIH biosketch

The National Institutes of Health require this thing called a biographical sketch for all their grants. It's really designed for people who are further along in their careers than grad students. All the examples are, like, doctors or full professors who have had 6 RO1s (major NIH grants) in the last 3 years. While I have managed to pack my CV with exciting things, most of those things are not desired in the biosketch. This makes it very puny and sad and not at all a flattering way to represent my many talents.